I may have this ms-iwritten in parts, but that is because I only heard it once. So if you know how it goes totally, feel free to re-write it ^_^

A panda walked into a cafe. he ordered a table and something to eat. The waiter watched him the whole time.
After the panda finished, he pulled out a gun and fired a few shots. He then walked to the door, and was about to leae, when the waiter stopped him. He asked the panda why he shot a gun, and the panda handed him a poorly written nature document on padas. Inside, it said,

"Eats, shoots, and leaves."

This is supposed to be a punctuation joke, yes?
I actually passed a book called Eats, Shoots & Leaves the other day while browsing through the bookstore.